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Rozmawiaja dwie przyjaciolki:
- Szef dal mi podwyzke, kiedy dowiedzial sie, z swojemu synowi dalam jego imie!
- Mi takz dal podwyzke, kiedy swojemu synowi nie dalam jego nazwiska.

Gdzie kojarza sie dobrane pary?
W akademiku! Przed pierwszym kazdego miesiaca studentka jest gola, student ma dlugi.

An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It is the first time they have flown together and it is obvious by the silence that they do not get along.
After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters:
- I do not like Chinese.
The First Officer replies:
- Oooooh, no likee Chinese? Why dat?
- You bombed Pearl harbor. That is why I do not like Chinese.
- Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese.
- Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese...it does not matter, they are all alike.
Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer says:
- No likee Jew.
- Why not? Why do not you like Jews?
- Jews sink Titanic.
- No, no. The Jews did not sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.
- Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same.

Nagle znikad pojawil sie niewidoczny samochod, uderzyl w moj samochod, po czym zniknal.

Medrzec

Nawet o tym nie wiedzial,
?e ma na dupie przedzial.
(Jan Sztaudynger)